Absolute Beginners

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There is a an old saying that 'No plan survives first contact with the enemy' and this turns out to be true.  On Thursday morning we arrived at the Enterprise depot to collect the support van (which, by the way, was booked a year ago and subsequently  confirmed twice  by phone).  "Ah yes, I see you have booked a compact cargo van" said Jesus (Jesus, it turns out, is alive and well and working in Seattle).  "But I'm afraid we don't rent compact cargo vans".  BUGGER.

After much tapping of keyboards and sucking of teeth he announced "we can give you a full size van which, you will be pleased to know, is miles bigger than you need, impossible to park and will only do 13 mpg".

So thanks a lot Enterprise, Jesus and all his followers.

Since then we have performed feats of super human logistics to relocate 13 people.plus their bikes and bags to Florence on the Oregon coast and performed the ritual dipping rear wheel dipping in the Specific Ocean.  Hopefully, 9 weeks from now we will be dipping the front wheeels in the Atlantic (by which time the rear wheels should be nicely rusty). 

Last night we had a superb pizza, made all the more superb by its large diameter, low price and the fact that all but 1 of our group qualified for the Seniors Discount (a first for me!).

Today we ride.

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