Food Glorious Food

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‎Last night I disgraced myself. We went to a Western themed restaurant and I was guilty of 'eyes bigger than stomach' syndrome. In my defence I wasn't really expecting the complimentary beef stew starter (a meal in itself) or the complimentary salad (another me‎al) or the fact that the ribs were not from a pig as promised but from a woolly mammoth.

I left more than I ate :-(.

American Pie

I would like to introduce you to the most advanced sports food on the planet - the Little Debbie's 'fruit' pie (don't worry - no fruit is harmed in the making of   little beauties!). They come in red, green and yellow (these colours have fruits associated with them but, again, I'm pretty sure there is absolutely no fruit involved - the 'fruit' filling is basically just a sort of lube to assist with swallowing). For $1.29 you get a pie about the size of a pack of cards that contains.......420 calories. Two of these and a bucket of Coke and you have a whole day's intake for about 5 bucks. Even NASA has has nothing to compare.

Identity

For the last 3 weeks Geoff has been busily checking into a hotel each night using my credit card. Usually this goes without a hitch but sometimes they ask for photo ID. This isn't a problem because Geoff also has my driving licence. At no point has anyone checked the photo of my beautifull visage with his ugly mug. God bless Merica.

Wonderful wonderful Copenhagen

Tonight we are in Solvang - a little bit of Denmark in the California dessert.


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