Chant No. 1 (Don't Need This Pressure On)
Airlines are stupid. Or rather, airline rules are stupid. Since 9/11, when air travel stopped being fun, airlines have invested hugely in the invention of stupid rules, mostly designed to respond to the most recent terrorist atrocity (rather than anticipate the next) or just to generally piss people off. I offer you the following examples from my own experience as a cyclist who flies a bit: · After 9/11 the knee-jerk reaction was to ban anything that might be used as a weapon. This made perfect sense but, as always, the implementation was witless and heavy-handed. It is hard to imagine even the most committed terrorist trying to hijack a plane armed only with eyebrow tweezers! The real joke is that, while security were busy confiscating nail clippers, the airlines were still serving in-flight champagne to the people up the pointy end in proper glass flutes. Now I'm no expert on hand t...