Grumpy Old Men On Bikes

We are taking quite a shine to Nerja.  The old town is charming and there are plenty of bars and restaurants to choose from, but the REAL attraction is that everything seems to open at a sensible time.  Probably because there are so many Northern Europeans here, they have abandoned the whole 'no dinner until 8:30' nonsense.  Last night we found a very nice Italian that happily served up pizzas at 7:30 and it is opposite an Indian that gets good reviews...so that is tonight sorted. Over a postprandial glass of tinto we sorted out a circular route that started with a long stretch of coast heading west then turned inland through typical Spanish 'white' villages via 2 sodding great hills.  This morning a check on the weather told us that the coastal drag would be into a substantial headwind so we very cleverly reversed the route, meaning we would do all the hills in the morning and have a tailwind back along the coast. Leaving Nerja we were imme...

Our apartment is in the heart of the old town which is a bit of a double-edged sword.  On the upside there are many nice bars and restaurants nearby but on the downside there is very limited parking in the area.  We got lucky yesterday and squeezed into a space exactly 2 coats of paint bigger than the car and won't move it until we have to....partly to save having to find another spot but mostly because we aren't sure how to get it out!   Last night we ate in nice place just round the corner.  It featured the novel combination of a Swedish chef (images of the muppets character were hard to shake off) and a somewhat Mexican menu.  It is called Rare Grill and worth a visit if you are ever in Nerja.   As a gentle day-1 warm-up we headed east along the coast to Salobrena .  This was lovely but far from gentle and featured a number of hills including some bits of 15-20%.  We were all done by 3pm and headed straight to ...

Air travel is not what it is was....unless you fly from Southend. For about 50 quid we parked in the 'premium' parking which is about 50 yards from the main terminal door.  If that doesn't take your fancy the station is also 50 yards from the door.  Easyjet is the only airline operating from Southend and this morning they had a grand total of 7 flights to get away.  Check in is 50 yards beyond the door, security another 50 and the gate...you've guessed it!  I imagine this is how it was back in the glory days of post-war air travel...though the passengers were a little more orange and botoxed than the sort of passengers boarding the flying boat to Sydney back in the day. We arrived into Malaga almost half an hour early but managed to throw that away when Nick was siphoned into the lanes for a manual passport check.  Neil and I stood and admired the many groups arriving for stag, hen and  'significant birthday' weekends while he queued and f...

The last time we met, Neil and I were in Valencia having cycled cross-country from Lisbon; it was mid-November and the long British winter was just around the corner.  Normally this would be the cue to get out the atlas and start planning a ride for Jan/Feb but, with a 2 nd grandson in the advanced stages of manufacture, it had been carefully explained to me that if I so much as thought about going away I would be in a whole world of trouble.  Little Jake turned up obligingly early on January 24 th and, as soon as it was clear that mum and baby were both fine, I got booking. We are repeating last February’s winning formula of a 10-day, fixed base, sojourn in southern Spain…but with three important refinements:   1/  We are going almost a month later in search of warmer weather and longer days,   2/  We found central Malaga quite busy for the first/last few miles each day so, instead, we are heading along the coast to Nerja where things are q...

Last night we found a pizza place almost next door to our hotel which claimed to open at 6:30.  We weren't falling for that, but we went at 7:15... fully expecting it to be closed.   It was open AND it was serving food!!!  We had excellent pizzas washed down with house wine and were back in front of DMax by 8:30. This morning, we made an early start and at 8:30 I slung my leg over the crossbar and sent the usual message to the engine room requesting thrust...no response.  It turns out that yesterday's  50 mile grind into the wind had taken its toll and the legs had gone on strike.  After some fairly tough negotiations with their shop steward, the legs agreed to start but insisted on working to rule. Luckily the day had relatively little climbing and a gentle tailwind helped where it could and we slowly covered the 46 miles to Valencia.  Along the way we started to see the impact of last year's floods.  This started a...

Today was a re-run of yesterday but with much lower temperatures, a bigger and more direct head wind and no gorge.  When I write my book, to be called My 100 Favourite Rides, today isn't getting a chapter.   Again, it SHOULD have been an easy day but the headwind had other ideas.  Our 12mph target average went out the window and, instead, we averaged 10.7.  Tortoises get close to that. We are now in Requena,  just 45 miles from Valanecia, but no poultry counting yet.  We are promised more favourable winds for tomorrow and, after some ominous forecasts recently, it looks like we will stay dry.  This is good because when we get into Valanecia we have to trudge round the bike shops in search of a couple of cardboard boxes to pack the bikes for the flight home. Hang on in there...one more blog and the whole awful business will be over for you! Bonus track - Somewhere Only We Know I'm going to share...

On paper today looked like an easy one.  Unfortunately, we didn't ride it on paper but on tarmac...into a sodding great headwind.   55 miles, 2800 feet and the option of a 6 mile saving via a shortcut all seemed very doable but today was our 12th consecutive day of riding and the toll is starting to tell.  Then there was the bloody headwind...forecast as 10mph but actually more like 15 with gusts to 20.  The decision to take the shortcut was taken before we were even out of sight of the hotel, but it was still a hard ride. The highlight, in a day that badly needed one, was a sensational descent through a gorge.  This was especially gratifying because we would have missed it had we not taken the shortcut. We are staying in Montilla Del Palancar, a farming community where it is much easier to buy a plough than pint.  We have played Check-In Charades and are settling down for the usual 5 hours of drinking before dinner is s...

They really got us last night!  We turned up in the bar at 7:30 for a snifter before the promised 8pm restaurant opening.  At 8pm the restaurant was still in darkness so we had another wine.  8:30....ditto.  At 8:40 someone at another table sauntered to the bar, grabbed a menu and ordered his dinner.  It turns out they serve food in the bar in the evening and we could have ordered 40 minutes ago.   We eventually got some food at 9pm.  This is starting to make me cross! Today really couldn't have been lovelier.  The morning started several degrees warmer and we started shedding clothes within the first couple of miles.  The striptease act is coming on well but we are still finding it quite difficult removing our bib shorts in an alluring fashion. It was lumpy terrain but markedly more scenic than the plains of the last couple of days.  The miles rolled by and the sun shone and shone.  Even a 4 mile bott...

TAKE IT TO THE MAX SO....the great Dinner Law Loophole: It wasn't really a loophole, we just found a place that must be run by the brother of the Chief of the Dinner Laws Police.  He raised his shutters at 6pm and stood there, arms folded, with a look that said "What the f@#k are you going to do about it sunshine?". It only sold burgers and pizza and wasn't exactly the place to celebrate your Silver Wedding Anniversary but 6pm!!!!  This left us in the rather novel position of having finished dinner before bedtime.  We were in Alcazar de San Juan which isn't exactly a buzzing town, and Sunday seemed to be especially sleepy, so our search for a lively bar drew a blank.  Instead, we invested €3 in a very acceptable bottle of tinto and went back to our room for some TV. There is NO English speaking TV in Spanish hotels!  Instead, we watch DMax which has English content dubbed into Spanish.  This means we watch old favourite...