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Oh boy where do I begin? I suppose I should finish yesterday's excitement first. Imagine visiting an A&E department on a Saturday night in one of the few towns in the Uk to still have one (so somewhere bigger than, say, Bristol). You would be in for at least a 4 hour wait with all the drunks, stabbing victims and blokes with hoovers on their todgers. Not so in the US of A. Fort Bragg has just 7000 people yet sports a chuffing great hospital with 24 hour ER facilities. The ratio between staff and patients when we arrived appeared to be infinite in that there were lots of staff and NO patients! Our poorly rider was immediately seen by a triage nurse and then wafted in for a further prodding. He produced a urine sample that looked suspiciously like Strawberry Cresta (frothy man) which was tested and they confirmed that he had a cute urinary tract infection. It didn't look that cute to me, certainly less cute than an Andrex puppy for example. With some anti-biotics ...