You're The One That I Want

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After a magnificent day in the Humbolt Redwoods State Forest we are in Leggett, CA. This is a favourite stop in a little 9 unit motel with a lovely garden and gas BBQ which we will use to cook steaks and salmon fillets shortly.

The BEST thing is that we will now follow Highway One instead of the less excitingly names US101 which has been our companion for the last 800 miles.   ‎Tomorrow we will have the ritual parade through the drive through tree, then a big climb and a plunge back to the coast on good old highway 1.

I expect most of you are thinking 'this is all very interesting but how is his bottom?'. The answer is.......fan-bloody tastic! I started using a Brooks saddle last year - a splendid leather thing made by British craftsmen and designed to mould to the contours of your arse - and it is the best thing since sliced bread (this is just a saying - don't try putting sliced bread on your saddle).  By bottom is completely free of bruises, sores, festering boils and supperating leisons. Just thought you would want to know!

The cat? It came and claimed my chair in the sun while I was showering.

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  1. Sarah27 September 2014 at 09:42

    This cat is the best part of your blog so far! I like cats.

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