The Sun Ain't Gonna Shine Anymore

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I know you don't really care about my breakfasts so I won't bore you with the travesty that was this morning's 'meal'.  Suffice to say that, on the list of foodstuffs not provided, eggs were part of a very very long list.

Our day involved 42 miles of lumpy terrain followed by a 10 mile descent and then a final 20 flat miles back to Malaga.  We were magnificent.  The headwind put in an appearance here and there and some of the road surfaces were terrible but we plugged away and made it to our hotel by 15:30.

We have now walked a mile and a half to the bike shop to get cardboard boxes then carried said boxes a mile and a half back to the hotel.  We are now VERY thirsty! Fortunately I accidentally bought a 6 pack from the gas station round the corner so we have lubrication for the messy job of packing away the bikes and generally reorganising our kit.  This involves delving down into the deepest recesses of panniers where dark and sinister things lurk.

So, it has been a great trip considering it was a cobbled together substitute for what we really wanted to do.  The weather has exceeded our expectations and I think generally Spain has done the same........obviously I am ignoring the whole breakfast debacle. 

Tonight we will don disguises so we can return to the Chinese Buffet (after our last visit out photos are on their 'no longer welcome' board), eat ridiculous amount of food and start planning the next trip.

Hasta la vista baby.

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