Let's Stick Together

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It is Day 3 and we are on the shores of Lake Constance. My group of 18 riders are slowly being beaten into shape but yesterday a couple of them had a go at testing my patience. Rather than letting us padlock up their bikes with all the others they padlocked them together using their own special, 'even Houdini couldn't open it' padlock‎. Next morning they lost the key. Bugger.

After a great deal of searching, including offloading all 18 sets of luggage from the van to check in a suitcase, the key was still missing. A quick go with a hacksaw established that the manufacturer's ‎claims weren't entirely unjustified and we started the search for an emergency locksmith. It was Sunday; the Swiss REALLY don't like working on Sundays. Bugger.

'So you have searched your room REALLY carefully?' I asked. 'Yes, twice' came the confident reply. Naturally I then when up to check for myself and found the key under the bed.

As a man with some previous history of losing things I suppose I should be understanding......but bollocks to that!  

It has been decided that I should ride every day rather than take my turns in the van. Since it is el Scorchio I'm ‎pretty happy with that. My tan is coming on nicely and those miles keep pouring into the bank. I think by the end of July i'll be on about 7000. Not bugger.





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  1. Daughter23 July 2015 at 16:47

    'some previous history' my posterior!

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