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‎Sometimes the songs just write themselves! We are staying in the Van Der Valk hotel in Veenendaal.  

We are now in Cloggie land, having passed through Arnhem in the early afternoon. We have taken the trouble to swot up on the ‎battle for the bridge which makes fascinating reading. Not exactly a high spot in the liberation of Europe but a lesson in the resolve of the British and Polish 'grunt'.  

It has been a showery day, starting just plain wet but then off an on. We have kept vaguely warm and dry but over lunch our commitment to camping crumbled, hence the Van Der Valk hotel. It is a rather expensive business hotel and we are about as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit but the room is full of lovely comfy things. We aren't too sure about the clear glass shower door but otherwise is is a splendid end of trip treat.  

Atomic

Today we cycled past Wunderland - a theme park built in disused‎ nuclear power station. In England a visitor to a theme park risks loosing a leg but in Germany they risk gaining a head.

‎China Girl

We are having tea in a rather odd restaurant. It presents itself as being a ‎brasserie but is run by Chinese and the menu has a rather oriental theme. The steak was rubbery.

Tomorrow we push to the Hook of Holland for the boat home (and a good old vomit for me‎).

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